My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
'dude i love video games'
'except for nintendo hahaha that's for kids'
When small children insult you and then they think they are so cool:
When you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with:
How beautiful college essays are made.
So I just got this awesome T-shirt, and look what it says
Well great this just ruined my whole fucking outfit